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Tomorrow is International Joke Day!

Posted on June 29, 2015 by Fancy Dress Ball

Tomorrow is International Joke Day… it’s time to dust off your old favourites, and get ready to wow your friends with them! Being generaly fun-loving folk, we here at Fancy Dress Ball love a good joke so we’re really looking forward to tomorrow and expect to spend the whole day giggling.

International Joke Day

Here are some of our favourite, clean jokes you can tell to anyone:

  • You’ll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the optician… everyone!
  • A fish swims into a wall… Dam.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? … A carrot!
  • Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? … He was outstanding in his field!
  • A man goes to the circus to ask for a job. The manager asks, “What can you do?” he replies, “I can do a great impression of a bird.” The manager is unimpressed and tells him, “oh, anyone can do that!” “okay,” says the man – and flies away!
  • What do you call a sheep with no legs? … A Cloud!
  • What do you call a donkey with three legs? … A wonkey!
  • Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff, ba dum tsh!
  • What do you do if you see a spaceman? … Park in it, man!
  • Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? … Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
  • Why are pirates called pirates? … Because they arrrrr!

Is your favourite joke on the list?

If not, make our day and tell us. Clean jokes only please!

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